Wank - Entry 2

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Wank (Vaŋk) is a tremendous mountain in Estergebirge, near the Austrian border

A cable car (the Wankbahn) severs the Wank, carrying onlookers on a 20 minute wank ride from its base to its peak. The mighty
Wank is mighty tall member...of the Bavarian Prealps, standing over 728m above sea level.

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